I sleep with my feet out the window...In the morning, if my feet are wet I know it is raining.
If my kelpie refuses to get out of bed in the morning, I know it is cold.
If the kelpie refuses to get out of bed even for a Schmackos, I know it is frosty.
If my feet have been blown off in the night, I know it is windy.
If none of the above happen, I go fishing
itsaboat mate...Life is just a boat and then ya marry one !