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Time For Santa Jokes... | Category: Fishing Talk

itsaboat 8 years ago
#3597

You know why Santa does not have any children of his own ??

Because he only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney !!

itsaboat mate...Life is just a boat and then ya marry one !
itsaboat 8 years ago
#3598

What is a fisherman that does not believe in Santa ?

A rebel without a clause.

itsaboat mate...Life is just a boat and then ya marry one !
itsaboat 8 years ago
#3599

You know why Santa always has a big smile on his face ??

Because he has the names, addresses, phone numbers, email, facebook, twitter and fishing reminder details of all the naughty girls...

itsaboat mate...Life is just a boat and then ya marry one !
itsaboat 8 years ago
#3603

Why does Santa say a broken drum is the best present?

He says you just can't beat it...

itsaboat mate...Life is just a boat and then ya marry one !
itsaboat 8 years ago
#3604

What do you get if you cross Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer with Rosie the Pink Nosed rein"doe"...??

...A Thawn !!!

itsaboat mate...Life is just a boat and then ya marry one !